Balls, Inspector?

A poor workman blames his tools (balls)! While it seems true the red Duke spheroids seem to get a little more spheroidal than they should they can hardly be blamed for the pathetic Black Cap performances. Perhaps the Kiwis should inspect their bats to find out where the holes are and why they have developed magnetic edges.

Oh and well done The England. I shall say nothing about the up coming rugby as the curse is still strong with me.