Showing posts with label sehwagology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sehwagology. Show all posts

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Cometh The Hour...

... cometh the cricketing god.

Some people are bigger than car companies and Sehwag is a real people mover.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Pingers Meets God

I am so excited. I know someone who knows the cricket deity that is Sehwag. Now I know it is a couple of degrees of separation but my fellow teacher Peter Ingram (Pingers) can be clearly seen communing with the great one. How many of you readers of  this sad blog can claim that degree of contact? Any one who might have doubted Sehwag's divine power need only have watched him destroy the NZ attack while all around him crumbled.

The image seems to suggest Pingers is giving Sehwag some pointers, but I am sure he is just trying to explain the unexplainable - why Watling and Guptil are preferred as openers!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Sehwag Lifts The Pace


After a very ungodlike scoring rate in the last test the great one got a wriggle on against the Lankans.

Word on the street was he was in a hurry to get off and dig into the latest edition of the Cricket Sadist's Quarterly.

How's that for shameless promotion!

Friday, April 2, 2010

Behold The Bunny

The true test of a deity is whether they can "cross over" and capture the hearts, minds and stomachs of non believers.

I have no doubt the Virender Bunny will deliver on all promises and show that Sehwagology is like so many other religions, the one true faith.

Happy Easter you all and don't forget to play a straight bat to those sticky eggs.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

I'm Back


Five days without a post and I bet no one even noticed!

The enforced lay off was due to trouble with my wireless connection but I don't want to bore any one with technicalities, especially ones I don't understand myself.

What better way to get back into the swing of things than an image of the great Sehwag practicing a shot only he could play.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Even Gods Have A Bad Day?

The atheists and agnostics will tell you that you can't be a god and not be infallible.
The faithful will tell you that sometimes things happen for reasons beyond our understanding.
Jeetan Patel will tell you he and his mates are bloody happy to have that wicket.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

A God Of Weather

Rain, hail, sun, sleet, drizzle, gales or fog, Sehwag is a force of nature. This is not a normal cricketer, this is a man of power.

Friday, March 6, 2009

A Weather God?

I don't want to doubt any one's divinity but it seems to me a little power directed towards the heavens might just help VS stay at the crease longer and gather more followers.

Sunday, February 1, 2009