It is today, 1991, and to make matters worse the location is Hamilton. A young Sri Lankan by the name of Sanath Jayasuriya is making his test debut. What were the odds that 18 years later he would still be playing for his country, though admittedly struggling for runs, and able to command $975,000 for a future 3 year contract?
Oh to be young, keen and flexible.
Bring back the chainsaw. No self respecting fast bowler can continue to celebrate with psuedo ballet moves, I don't care how high he can jump. And the bit where he presents his, albeit well toned, bum to the dismissed batsman is bordering on the "unspirit like".
Perhaps it is not just how you hold your tongue.
Trust those Aussies to come up with a new twist - the big bat!
All those arms and legs -its enough to make you loose your focus or at least your depth perception. A cunning ploy which unfortunately didn't work on this particular occasion.
