Playing The Waiting Game

KP is taking the Zen approach to touring down under.

Eye Eye

Now I'm no batting coach but KP might want to keep at least one eye open if he is going to break the trot he is currently in.

A Safe Pair Of Hands

It is the brain and the mouth that are shaky.

Cricket Physics

The closer you are to the egotistical black hole the greater the attraction, and danger.

Selection Meeting On The Balcony

The Nurturing Kind

Never had KP figured as the kind sharing type, but with James "Pixie" Taylor it must be hard to resist the urge to pick the little fella up and give him a cuddle.

Too Cool To Move

Always one to strike a pose is our KP.

Welcome Back KP

O' To Be In England...

... now that winters here.

KP would appear to wish himself anywhere, but out.

Only at Lord's could the whole ground be covered in snow without a blemish on it - it's all about standards you know.

Tattoo Spotting

After a brief sojurn to the Mojave Desert I am back and continuing to look for images of KP's body art. The ball is a bit too Cirque du Soleil for my personal tastes.

Cool, As The Other Side Of The Pillow

KP is cool. He's got the glasses, the tattoo and the wristband. Just the complete package.

KP Kicks

Why?

Well being KP probably just because he can.

Ego Is It's Own Reward

No point paying homage to KP's talent, he already has that market bottled up.

KP Comes Home To Roost

Well at least for the time being. Who knows where he will finally end up? Any bets on South Africa?

This image is based on a great photo from the people at Getty Images.

Well Done The England

As I predicted, Ryan Sidebottom got to pull a face, and the rest, well it's just history now.

Local Lads

"So which stand are all of your family sitting in?"

Enigma or Enema?

As we approach the return of KP I still can't make up my mind - is he just a misunderstood soul who is seeking approval or does he just give me the shits?

Either way he would have been right at home in the 1980's.

Hauritz Appeals

But not to many.

It is the mark of a flawed genius such KP to give his wicket away to the real struggler.

Comments Please

Now who do you think Kp might be blowing the whistle on?

The Slightly Odd Couple

Good to see the dynamic duo inspiring people to stretch their imaginations. Thanks to Moses@beerandsports for tipping me off about this image. Apparently KP has a really tight arse, or so I've heard, but then Freddy does have a really big hand.