You don't really need the photoshop highlighting to understand where it hurts for Neil Broom.
The real surprise is that his greatest discomfort is not from ball on ball contact, nor the desperate need to go 'tinkles". What Neil really can't wait for is the release of the first edition of the
Cricket Sadist's Monthly to see if he can in some way feature.
While he waits he will just have to give it a rub and see if he can't score some runs against the Aussies.