I live just south of Hobbiton so trust me I understand about these things. The ECB, in a desperate attempt to match the power of the Aussie Oicks, have enlisted the beasts of the air and the field in their quest for the fabled Ashes. The seagull attack was only a dry run. There is as I write, somewhere in South London, a team of grey bearded but wizardly old farts putting their dark plans in place.I will say no more, except, beware the earthworm.
