Top Spin

Those cunning spin consultants to the ECB have begun to implement their plan to distract us all from the Standford fiasco. Phase one was the release of photos of the England gals looking together and gorgeous (a common fantasy). Phase two has been to "engineer" a great come back test win against the Windians involving an English spinner taking 5 wickets! God knows what they have up their sleeves for phase three but you can bet it is not arms.

Stanford's Millions, Not His Own?

You can hear the muttering from here.

"It was too good to be true."
"Never trust a wealthy man who is prepared to give away money."
"I always thought he was a bit shifty."
"Shit, what do we do for a sponsor now?"

At least we know he won't be found buried in the Antigua outfield.