A New Crush

I have decided that Wayne Parnell will become, as they say on ESPN, "my boy".

There are many good reasons for annointing the new kid on the block, but why should I foist my opinions on you all. Why don't you give me 10 good reasons for loving Wayne Parnell.

1. He is better looking and slightly less insane than Nel Boy.
2. He is named after a cowboy.
3. The bigger the boy the bigger the bounce(r).