... where the hell did that come from?
Some kind of match report or something
5 hours ago
I was going to do an image of Younis Khan scoring one of his three hundred runs but could not bring myself to do it - afraid I might go to sleep mid picture. So I found myself day dreaming about the days when Pakistan were exciting. Who better to represent the good times, of ability crossed with manic depression, than Miandad himself. Jump man, jump.
Those cunning spin consultants to the ECB have begun to implement their plan to distract us all from the Standford fiasco. Phase one was the release of photos of the England gals looking together and gorgeous (a common fantasy). Phase two has been to "engineer" a great come back test win against the Windians involving an English spinner taking 5 wickets! God knows what they have up their sleeves for phase three but you can bet it is not arms.
Good to see the dynamic duo inspiring people to stretch their imaginations. Thanks to Moses@beerandsports for tipping me off about this image. Apparently KP has a really tight arse, or so I've heard, but then Freddy does have a really big hand.
Winners are grinners, and who could deny Usain Boult and Chris Gayle the widest of toothy grins.
Time is relative, space is curved and cricket umpires occasionally inhabit a parallel universe. One thing is a caste iron law of nature though, no one must question an Aussie cricketers integrity.