The M Word

I'm sorry, I thought I was over it but it still annoys me, so here goes.

• My mother always said " if you don't want to be called a fool, don't behave like one".
• When I think of the names I have been called and have called others on a sporting field I just can not believe that the sensitive new age aussies can be so easily upset - is this the first cracks appearing?
• How can he not be embarrassed to be named M(an) of the M(atch)?
• I have a new term of endearment for our excitable friend, in the not very famous words of Frank Zappa - "Yes I thought he was a man but he was a muffin."

Tomorrow is another day so perhaps I will be better by then.